【官方小说胜同人】料理鼠王：真相

摘自《迪士尼英文原版：美食总动员》，翻译来自百度

对于一个以吃为生的人来说，Anton Ego实在是太瘦了。有些人甚至会说他面目全非。他坐在他的古董上，稳稳地看着一位古代作家的书。

门开了，他的助手安布里斯特·米尼昂走进来。

“这是什么，安布里斯特？“Anton Ego问。

“古斯塔的，”米尼昂说。“它回来了。这很受欢迎。“

“我好几年没看过古斯塔的书了，”伊戈尔难以置信地说。

“不，先生，”仆人说。打开他的文件，熟练地翻过文件夹。

Anton Ego说：“上一篇评论谴责这是旅游业的行为。”

“是的，先生，”仆人说。

Anton Ego拿出评论开始阅读。“Anton Ego说，‘古斯塔终于在历史上找到了自己的位置，就在一位同样著名的厨师博雅德先生的旁边。’”

“摸一下，”仆人说。Anton Ego从书桌上站起来，气势汹汹地走了。

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“DNA匹配，”塔隆说，平静地喝了一杯浓咖啡。

“时间安排是可行的，一切都会好起来的。他是古斯塔的儿子。“

这不可能！“斯金纳抱怨道。“整件事都是一种安排！孩子知道！“他走到冰窗边，盯着笨手笨脚的Linguini。

“看着他，假装是个白痴。他在玩弄我的头脑，就像猫在玩弄耗子！”

原文：

For a man who ate food for a living, Anton Ego was incredibly thin. Some might even have described him as cadaverous. He sat in his antique-f illed off ice, poised over an ancient type-writer. Thedoor opened, and his assistant, Ambrister Minion, entered. “What is it, Ambrister?” Ego asked. 

“Gusteau’s,” Minion said. “It’s come back. It’s popular.” “I haven’t reviewed Gusteau’s in years,” Ego said in disbelief. “No, sir,” said Minion. Ego pulled open his f iles and deftly f lipped through the folders. “My last review condemned it to the tourist trade,” he said. “Yes, sir,” said Minion. Ego pulled out the review and began to read. “I said, ‘Gusteau has f inally found his rightful place in history, right alongside an equally famous chef, Monsieur Boyardee.’” 

“Touché,” said Minion. Rising from his desk, Ego moved menacingly toward Minion

The DNA matches,” said Talon, calmly sipping a strong espresso. “The timing works; everything checks out. He is Gusteau’s son.” “This can’t just happen!” whined Skinner. “The whole thing is a setup! The boy knows!” He walked to his off ice window and stared out at the bumbling Linguini. “Look at him out there, pretending to be an idiot. He’s toying with my mind, like a cat with rat！”

注释：主角linguini，名字意为“小宽;意大利细面条;扁面条;意粉”